Recent Chinese fortune cookies here have been relentlessly positive:

• You are never selfish with your advice or your help.
• Your present plans are going to succeed.
• The one you love is closer than you think.
• You are broad minded and socially active.
• You are a bundle of energy, always on the go.
• You are talented in many ways.
• You always bring others happiness.

and the latest:

• You look happy and proud.

Sweet!

^z - 2013-04-28